All Hail Adisex, King of Porn

Any serious pornoholic has definitely at least heard of the tube site known as xHamster.com. Most of you, I’m willing to wager, have fapped to it on more than one occasion. For some of you, it might even be your go-to porn tube site. And, if that is the case , you are certainly not alone. In fact , there are 10 million others who fap to xHamster time enough to be registered users. After Xvideos and Porn Hub , it is the third most popular pornographic site on the internet today. Headquartered in Limassol, Cyprus, xHamster was founded in 2007 by Alex Hawkings. The minds behind the site wanted to do something different from what they were seeing most porno sites doing at the time. Coming off of the peak popularity of social media sites like Facebook and Twitter , xHamsters founders set out to create a site that was equal parts porn tube and xxx social media site. A spokesperson for the site said of xHamster’s intentions that the site was meant for people who wanted to chat , exchange erotic pics and share amateur videos ... to find mutual friends online and maybe discover partners interested in intimate relationships." I think it is fair to say that x Hamster has done a bang-up job of providing the platform that they set out to take , as it has become a cornucopia of amateur and homemade user-uploaded content. As far as the “ discover partners interested in intimate relationships” part is concerned , though , I cannot speak to. I have never felt the need to resort to a porn site to find my “ intimate relationships,” but I am very curious to know if anyone’s ever had any luck with that aspect of the site. The People’s Porn Network Along with so much user-uploaded content , though , controversy is bound to come sooner or later. With the number of people out there in the world who are sick fucks—not sick fucks who spend all day fapping in their mothers’ basements the way you are a sick fuck, I’m talking real , clinically ill sick fucks—a site like xHamster that allows its users to upload basically whatever they want was bound to become inundated with illegal and fucked up content. xHamster has not struggled in keeping up with the shifting social tides and establishing a sense of moral duty , though. In April of 2016, for example , North Carolina enacted laws that said its counties and cities were allowed to openly discriminate against members of the LGBT community. In response to this, xHamster blocked their site from any users with an IP address based in North Carolina. You might also recall hearing about the People V. Turner sexual assault case. To help combat the growing prominence of rape culture in America, xHamster banned all videos involving rape , including those which featured the fucking of unconscious partners. Their social and political involvements don’t stop there, though. One of my personal favorite political statements that they made came in response to the 2016 Democratic National Committee email leak , when they offered Debbie Wasserman Shultz $50,000 to star in a porno opposite a Bernie Sanders lookalike. You know , since she already fucked him out of the election. Ah, if that isn’t fucking gold, I don’t know what is. The Site Itself Obviously , xHamster has made quite a name for themselves in their relatively short period of time as a xxx social media/porn tube. But does the site itself hold up to all the hype? Well , let ’s take a look. From the moment you arrive at xHamster’s home page , it is hard not to be impressed by how clean and easy to navigate the web design is. With videos broken into two simple and distinct categories: hot porn videos and newest porn videos. You can also easily filter by best instead of newest and by to the fullest (which is a great feature , in the homemade videos, for some reason , have to be significantly shorter in length ). To your left , you can easily filter search results by category , channel , or porn star by simply clicking on it. You can also combine tags together with one click—a great feature that, somehow , is glaringly missing from a lot of tube sites that I’ve browsed. Their professional studio content appears right alongside their teeming archive of homemade content , unless you specify otherwise. You can also conveniently filter the videos so that you only see straight , gay, or shemale videos. If you don’t discriminate at all in your hedonism, however , you can always activate all three. The most annoying thing that they added was a hardcoded watermark on top of the videos. It sometimes really messes with your fap experience , when you're about to see a guy jizz on a chick's face and then...BOOM! That damn watermark "this video has been uploaded to xHamster" appears on the chick's face like a motherfucking cockblocker! Seriously , whoever thought it was a good idea deserves a kick in the balls! As far as xHamster’s social media components are concerned , you have all the usual community-oriented features that you’d be used to on other similar sites (such as Porn Hub )—you can comment on/rate videos, add videos to your favorites, upload videos/pictures, and message users directly. One thing that really sets xHamster apart from the others, though , is that, when you click on their tab labeled “dating,” you are not brought to some sketchy third-party scam “ get laid tonight” females of any If you’re looking repayment a massive (and I mean massive ) archive of porn videos, Video-One.com might be the town for you. I’m talking exactly 54,000 pages (yes, I said “pages”) of videos, each page containing about 360 videos. present math was not my strong suit but I think that adds up to a grand total of nearly 20 million videos! Everything the fact that Video-one is adding new content every day even the loneliest, horniest fappers mid us would in no skedaddle at of material on this tube site. From the moment you to video-one.com ( create sure you don’t forget the hyphen; Video-One is a video chatting client ), you are tout in the thick of all that the site has to offer. At the top of the page feel 50 or so suggested categories to determine from (“ brother ” “ extra small ” “caught stealing ,” and “ amateur compilation” to big a not ). Lots of Raw Hardcore Content These tags probably give you a pretty good idea of what to wait from Video One. Another way to engage an idea of the of a of content they come is to make a look at what sites they link to: xHamster, Beeg, TXXX, and DTVideo are a few. What this should off you is that a majority of the content will be homemade, or at least amateur-inspired. You might label a lot of it Gonzo. I attend to use the term “raw.” We’re talking productions akin to Casting Couch Fake Cab and Asian Street Meat. Granted, Video-One does drink the occasional HD studio video thrown in here and there, the the of their content if not full-on homemade, is from one of these studios that specializes in raw content. Be Careful What You Click On Video-One also seems to pander to to the demographic of pornophiles who fancy the more taboo type stuff —daddy/daughter, brother/sister incest roleplay. Well at least I hope it’s all roleplay. Some of the videos in these sections are from without recognized, reputable studios, but a good portion of them look to be very homemade and are tagged with things like “ Real Sister.” I have no way of verifying whether or not these videos are in illegal or not. I sure as hell ain’t clicking on that shit. I wish that you sick incestuous fucks would at the fuck away from the legal web. Remain to the dark snare in the nasty shit like that. Furthermore, I really consider tube sites like Video-One should draw a hard line in the sand against illegal content like this. Level if these aren’t true incest videos, why even-tempered guests that they might be? Anything tagged with something like “ Real Sister” should be instantaneously removed from your site. This kind of shit, unfortunately, spoils what could have been a great tube site in the me. It should not be on the viewer’s sound to view illegal or potentially abusive content. That becomes your responsibility the trice you decide to make a porn site. How the fuck is this a thing that I can’t parallel skim via a tube site without worrying with whether or not doing so will get me oneself on some FBI liber veritatis that I have no business being on? on, Video-One, succeed your fucking shit together. 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The ancient stories always prophesized of His return, the marked one, the sadistic Solomon of sex movies and purveyor of porn videos. Now, almost a thousand years since his last appearance (in Internet time that's about seven years), the Pharaoh of Free Porn, the Gargantuan God of Gaping Girls, the Monster of MILF and Mature Porn, the Ruler of Red Heads and Rough Sex, the Thunder-god of Thumbs and Tubes, the King Himself is born again. All hail, Adisex.